The way it all started was, I used the last of the milk in my tea and put the empty bag back in the fridge. Now, I knew it was empty when I was puttin’ it back, but my show was comin’ back from commercial and I just said to hell with it and put it back on the top shelf of the fridge, flung the door closed with my slipper and gumbooted ‘er back into the room to watch my show. [Read more]