I know I told yis before, my buddy Murph got an awful temper, but the truth is he’s a lot tamer now than he used to be. The other day me and all the fellas are at Horton’s for our morning coffee – me and Murph and Cyril and Timmy and Tommy – and we’re all talkin’ about how the Leafs finally made the playoffs and who’s gonna step up and – THUMP – buddy at the next table knocks his coffee over with his elbow and a bunch of it spilled all over the leg of Murph’s pants. [Full story]