Big Billy – I can see clearly now

My darlin’ wife Minnie is blind as a bat.

Of course, she denies it up and down, but I’ll tell ya how bad it got – she couldn’t tell the salt from the pepper. I’m serious, now. I think I told yis before, she got this cow theme goin’ in the kitchen. Placemats, oven mitts, the little towel on the handle of the stove door – all black and white like a cow. The salt shaker is white with black patches, and the pepper shaker is black with white patches. Plus, the tail of the salt cow is shaped like and S and the tail of the pepper cow is shaped like a P. [Full story]